Some Disturbing Shorts

Sometimes Kandie just doesn't have the time for elaborately strange dreams, so her brain went ahead and pooped these out in no time flat:

Eating an abnormally long package of only purple starbursts, taking exactly three bites to finish each piece.

Telling a bunch of people that if they want to hold Gray, they'll have to do it "through [her] stomach."

Refusing Franklin Roosevelt's request that she be his own personal bather.

Competing for Gerard Butler's affections against a dancing Julianne Hough in a rave-lit parking garage.  Luckily, Kandie won the contest by impressing Mr. Butler with her mothering skills.